I spilled water all over my mac book pro today.
It was the love of my life :C
THIS
IS
WHAT
I
LIVE
IN
Consider yourself lucky you don’t have a full view of my desk. It’s covered in garbage and candy wrappers. (and yes that’s a xylophone on the floor shut up). This is my residence, not my bedroom… I’m pretty sure this level of disgusting is illegal.
SO, can you guess what my degree program is yet?
OH FUNNY STORY: One night I heard a loud shattering noise that woke me up, but I didn’t care and fell back to sleep. Ten minutes later there was a pounding on my door. I looked at my clock all pissed and sleepy to see what time it was and it was 4am. In my mind I’m thinking “HOLY FUCK IF SOMEONES POUNDING ON MY DOOR THIS EARLY ITMUST BE AN EMERGENCY”. So I jump out of bed half sleep, and literally trip over everything. EVERYTHING. I swore alot and opened the door to find the police there.
LOL.
Apparently the shattering noise was traced to MY room and my grumbling nature made them rather suspicious of me, so they pushed me aside and went into my room to investigate,
AND TRIPPED OVER EVERYTHING LOL.
of course nothing was wrong but as they left they said “you should clean your room” and i said “no”.
GOOD STORY.
this is a picture I drew for one of my buddies.
LOL. it’s funny because he hates blondes and red heads.
(btw, he has a bigger beard and moustache than how i drew it)
fucking italians
there are so many of you on tumblr WAT.
now i feel obligated to post shit
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnggggggg.
OK GUYS. IM TAKING REQUESTS. There are three slots. 1)pairing 2)crossdress/cosplay 3)stupidest shit I’ve ever heard. I’m going to choose the three I most feel like drawing.
story of the day: I ate lunch, and then immediatly after my friend knocked on my door and asked if I wanted to get some lunch. I said yes. LOL.